Monday, December 14, 2009

I Wish A List, Yes A List

I demand a list of grievances of snake haters as my snake has seen complete intolerance in just the thought of him. This list should include the following:
1. An apology to me and my snake
2. Money for his food
3. Time to see my snake
4. An actual reason to hate a non-venomous snake with no fangs

This list will be required in my hand by the end of the year or punishment will go out.

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